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True Software Pro…
Husband is a Software Professional!!
Husband : Good evening dear, I am now logged in.
Wife : Have you brought the ring?
Husband : Bad command or File name.
Wife : But I told in the mornin…….
Husband : Erroneous Syntax, Abort?
Wife : What about your salary?
Cable and Wireless!
Once Santa and an American had a discussion over whose civilization was technologically more advanced in the ancient times. As the discussion was getting nowhere, they both decided to do some archaeological excavation to prove their respective claims. So the American started digging up in USA and after some time came up with a curly [...]
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Santa calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help ! My wife`s going into labor!”
The nurse says, “Calm down. Is this her first child ?”
He says, “No! This is her husband!”
Warm and Moist!
Customer: I’d like to buy some dog food.
Salesman: Do you have a dog?
Customer: Yes.
Salesman: Where is he?
Customer: He’s at home.
Two Elderly Gentlemen
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:
“John, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”
John says, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”
Leaving…
A man rushed home from work and exclaimed to his wife, “Pack your bags, I ve won the lottery!”
The wife excitedly asks, “Should I pack clothes for cold or warm weather?”
He says, “Pack em all, you re leaving!”
Wishing Well!
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said:
“It really works!”
Smart snakes!
The Flood is over and the ark has landed. Noah lets all the animals out and says, “Go forth and multiply.”
A few months later, Noah decides to take a stroll and see how the animals are doing. Everywhere he looks he finds baby animals. Everyone is doing fine except for one pair of little snakes. [...]
Smart Panda!
A Panda bear walks into a bar. Sits down at a table and orders a beer and a double cheeseburger. After he is finished eating, he pulls out a gun and rips the place with gunfire. Patrons scatter and dive under chairs and tables as the bear runs out the door. After ensuring that no [...]
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