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Doctor on round
While making rounds, a doctor shows an X ray to a group of interns.
“As you can see,” she says, “the patient limps be-cause his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. Michael, what would you do in a case like this?”
“Well,” ponders the intern, “I suppose I`d limp too.”
Sow Cruel!!
A 31-year-old Vietnamese woman, Phan Thi Hien, forced her 10-year-old stepson to stitch up his moutha as punishment for stealing 200 dong (1.3 cents).
Read More >>Not the smartest Idiot!!
Gavin Cole of Dublin got onto a bus with three packets of heroin safely hidden in his pocket. You`d have to be a real idot to take the packets out while sitting right there on the bus with everyone else. He did this because he`s a bonehead! And while this is stupid enough it just [...]
Read More >>The sane advice of a lawyer?
Two guys, George and Harry, set out in a hot air balloon to cross the Atlantic ocean.
After 37 hours in the air, George says Harry, we better lose some altitude so we can see where we are.
NASA`a Chickens:
Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
Read More >>General Motors vs. Microsoft…
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon.”
Read More >>Hand baggage…
Santa boarded a crowded bus with a bagful of purchases. There was no vacant seat. As the old bus rattled and swayed, he supported himself precariously, holding the bag in one hand, the other hand holding the bar provided near the cieling.
Read More >>Height of wait !
Santa and Banta decide to go picnicking one day. When they get there, they realize they`ve forgotten the whisky.
Read More >>Jump to conclusion!
Santa and his friend are watching a film in a theatre. Just before the interval they see a man standing on the rooftop looking down.
Read More >>Why did U have to die?
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity, almost crazy, and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have [...]
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