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By admin at 8 April, 2010, 4:50 am
Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was Santa, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer.
Read More >>Following the idiot?
By admin at 7 April, 2010, 5:28 am
One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified.
Read More >>Ringing bells !
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 9:50 am
Santa with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang – but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.”
“Oh Dear!” the doctor exclaimed in [...]
One for Imamuddin !!
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 8:48 am
Subedar Santa and Subedar Imamuddin were in the same regiment in the British Indian Army, they were inseparable friends and spent their evenings drinking together.
Read More >>Hand baggage…
By admin at 5 April, 2010, 8:51 am
Santa boarded a crowded bus with a bagful of purchases. There was no vacant seat. As the old bus rattled and swayed, he supported himself precariously, holding the bag in one hand, the other hand holding the bar provided near the cieling.
Read More >>Height of wait !
By admin at 5 April, 2010, 8:46 am
Santa and Banta decide to go picnicking one day. When they get there, they realize they`ve forgotten the whisky.
Read More >>Jump to conclusion!
By admin at 5 April, 2010, 8:45 am
Santa and his friend are watching a film in a theatre. Just before the interval they see a man standing on the rooftop looking down.
Read More >>Puzzled!
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 6:54 am
Once Santa and Banta were celebrating in a bar. A man walks into the bar and asks what the fuss is all about.
Santa says: “We have just put together a 100 piece jigsaw puzzle in under six hours.”
The man says: “So what’s the big deal.
The Banta. “On the box it says from 3 to 5 [...]
Cable and Wireless!
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 6:53 am
Once Santa and an American had a discussion over whose civilization was technologically more advanced in the ancient times. As the discussion was getting nowhere, they both decided to do some archaeological excavation to prove their respective claims. So the American started digging up in USA and after some time came up with a curly [...]
Read More >>Who is online?
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 7:55 am
Santa calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help ! My wife`s going into labor!”
The nurse says, “Calm down. Is this her first child ?”
He says, “No! This is her husband!”