Personalities
Big Fart
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 7:25 am
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen.
They rode in a silver 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they boarded an open 17th century coach hitched to six magnificent white horses.
Spare Parts
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 9:09 am
Nelson Mandela is at home watching the box, when there is a knock at his door. He gets up and answers it, there is a Chinese bloke with clipboard, and behind him is a lorry full of exhaust pipes.
“You sign, you sign,” yells the Chinese.
Nelson looks at the truck and tells the Chinese bloke that [...]
New Cadillac
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 9:08 am
The Pakistani President, Gen Pervez Musharraf, is visiting his friend, U.S. President George Bush, in Washington, DC.
The U.S. President offers a gift to his guest. “Here you go, Mush” says Bush. “Try out this shiny new Cadillac. It’s their finest model.”
“Thank you, Mr. President, but I cannot accept this magnificent gift,” replies the Musharraf.
Loyal soldiers!
By admin at 26 March, 2010, 8:12 am
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. [...]
Bad horse
By admin at 26 March, 2010, 8:11 am
The story is told of a day when Queen Elizabeth had the Duke Of Edenbourgh over for a cup of tea. The conversation turned equestrian and the Queen was telling the Duke about her new prize horse.
After a spell of ranting and raving over this horse the Duke said, “Well, then, let’s see this fine [...]
During the wedding
By admin at 25 March, 2010, 8:13 am
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
“Look, I`ll give you $100 if you`ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I`m to promise to `love, honor and obey` and `forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,` I`d appreciate it if you`d just [...]
Loyal soldiers!
By admin at 25 March, 2010, 8:02 am
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. [...]
Bad horse
By admin at 25 March, 2010, 8:01 am
The story is told of a day when Queen Elizabeth had the Duke Of Edenbourgh over for a cup of tea. The conversation turned equestrian and the Queen was telling the Duke about her new prize horse.
After a spell of ranting and raving over this horse the Duke said, “Well, then, let’s see this fine [...]
Not sticking!!!
By admin at 24 March, 2010, 11:32 am
George W Bush wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed his Postmaster General, stressing that it should be of international quality.
The stamps were duly released of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamps were not sticking properly, and become furious.
He called the chief of the Secret [...]
A Deadly Sneeze?
By admin at 24 March, 2010, 11:32 am
Adolf Hitler was conducting a General Staff meeting, when somebody sneezed.
“Who was that!?” shouted Hitler, whirling around from a wall map of Europe. Nobody said anything.
“I see,” he said, “I will have 10 of you shot. And maybe then you will tell me who sneezed?”
A Gestapo agent took 10 people out of the room. Shots [...]