News/Politics
Dying for a soda ??
By admin at 8 April, 2010, 5:00 am
A man whose son was crushed to death by a soda vending machine has filed a $500,000 wrongful-death lawsuit against the company that manufactured the machine. The 27-year-old man apparently rocked the machine, which fell, pinning him against a wall and crushing his chest.
Read More >>Dead ahead !!
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 9:24 am
A dead woman gained enough votes to advance to a runoff for the Democratic nomination for the U.S. Senate, leaving political experts puzzled and her party wondering what to do if she wins.
Read More >>$3000,000 for a party!!!
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 9:23 am
Frivolous Lawsuit Department – A Canadian woman drank too much at the office Christmas party, then declined the company`s offer for a cab ride home. Of course, she got into a serious wreck on the way home.
Read More >>Sow Cruel!!
By admin at 5 April, 2010, 9:52 am
A 31-year-old Vietnamese woman, Phan Thi Hien, forced her 10-year-old stepson to stitch up his moutha as punishment for stealing 200 dong (1.3 cents).
Read More >>Not the smartest Idiot!!
By admin at 5 April, 2010, 9:49 am
Gavin Cole of Dublin got onto a bus with three packets of heroin safely hidden in his pocket. You`d have to be a real idot to take the packets out while sitting right there on the bus with everyone else. He did this because he`s a bonehead! And while this is stupid enough it just [...]
Read More >>Dishwasher almost kills man!
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 7:07 am
Vienna : An Austrian man narrowly escaped death when he fell onto an open dishwasher and was speared by a knife, Kronen Zeitung newspaper reported.
The 35 year old Tyrolean slipped on the tiled floor of a friend’s kitchen and fell backwards onto the machine’s cutlery basket.
A 12-cm (five inch) kitchen knife drove itself into the [...]
Bush sues…
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 7:07 am
SANTA AUSTIN, TX – Dec.20 – Attorneys for Texas
Governor George W. Bush filed suit in federal court today, seeking to prevent Santa Claus from making his list and then checking it twice. The complaint seeks an immediate injunction against the beloved Christmas icon, asking the court to effectively ban his traditional practice of checking the [...]
At the right address!
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 7:06 am
Mr. Laloo Prasad Yadav was sitting with his Ministers examining mail.
Suddenly Mr. Laloo cried out: “Look at this letter! It is addressed to the stupidest man in Bihar”.
His minister tried to calm him by saying: “How dare a man address such a letter to you?”.
Mr. Laloo replied sadly: “This does not bothers me, but why [...]
About Penguins…
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 8:04 am
A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new game. Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the pilots search out a beach where the birds are gathered and fly slowly along it at the water`s edge.
Read More >>The career test:
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 8:04 am
An old couple had a son, who was still living with his parents. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career. They decided to do a small test.
They took a ten-dollar bill, a bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front [...]