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18 Holes of Golf
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 6:51 am
Harry, a golfing enthusiast if there ever was one, arrived home from the club to an irate, ranting wife.
“I’m leaving you, Harry,” his wife announced bitterly. “You promised me faithfully that you’d be back before six and here it is almost nine. It just can’t take that long to play 18 holes of golf.”
Equal Privileges
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 6:51 am
A country club didn’t allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the week.
The ladies were satisfied with this arrangement, formed a women’s club and became very active.
After about 6 months, the club board received a letter from the women’s club complaining [...]
IPL Effects on Education
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 6:50 am
Cricket has reached exciting level with IPL. Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestion:
1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hour and marks to 50.
2. introduce strategic break after 30 minutes.
3. Give free hit i.e, a chance foe students to frame their own questions and write answers.
Santa`s Furniture Business
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 7:52 am
Santa, a furniture dealer decided that he wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.
After arriving in Paris (this being his first trip ever to the French capital), he met with some manufacturers and finally selected a new range of [...]
Horse Keeping
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 7:52 am
Banta wanted to board his horse. The first farmer he asked said he would keep it at Rs 250 a day, plus he would keep the manure.
Banta thought that was too high and went to another farmer. His price was Rs 200 per day plus he would get to keep the manure.
Then he went to [...]
Warm and Moist!
By admin at 26 March, 2010, 7:48 am
Customer: I’d like to buy some dog food.
Salesman: Do you have a dog?
Customer: Yes.
Salesman: Where is he?
Customer: He’s at home.
Two Elderly Gentlemen
By admin at 26 March, 2010, 7:47 am
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:
“John, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”
John says, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”
Up In Smoke
By admin at 25 March, 2010, 7:35 am
A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire, among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the [...]
Valentine’s Day Cards
By admin at 25 March, 2010, 7:33 am
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up [...]