Miscellaneous
Positive approach!
By admin at 8 April, 2010, 5:30 am
A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every job he has ever held.
Read More >>A Torah scholar ?
By admin at 7 April, 2010, 6:01 am
A young woman brings home her fiancé to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancé to his study for a drink.
Read More >>Take her, she`s yours!
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 11:03 am
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights [...]
Read More >>Memo: Procedures!!
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 11:01 am
All, The procedure is, that the procedure will change until the new procedure is in place, which is also subject to change. The above procedure is invalid. The procedure to implement the procedure above has been revised.
Read More >>Any doubts?
By admin at 5 April, 2010, 10:29 am
A husband had always been disdainful of people who, in his estimation, talk too much. Recently he proudly told his wife he’d heard that men use 2200 words a day, while women use 4400.
Read More >>Genie Here…
By admin at 5 April, 2010, 10:28 am
Three men came across a female genie who promised to grant each one a wish. The first man said, I wish I were twenty-five percent smarter. The genie blinked, and the man said smarter already.
Read More >>The three soldiers..NOT the 3 wise men !
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 7:35 am
Three Soldiers had just gotten out of the Army and decided to celebrate by taking a helicopter ride.
One of the soldiers is eating a banana and says, “I wonder if we’d be able to see it land, if I threw the peel out?”
Out goes the peel and they all watch it but don’t see it [...]
As a matter of fact!
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 7:35 am
In his autobiography, “Treasure in clay”, Bishop Fulton Sheen tells of getting lost in Philadelphia on his way to a lecture at the Town Hall.
“I stopped to ask a few boys for directions. They told me where the Town Hall was and then asked, What are you going to do there?”
Bishop said, “I am giving [...]
As a matter of fact!
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 9:18 am
Three Soldiers had just gotten out of the Army and decided to celebrate by taking a helicopter ride.
One of the soldiers is eating a banana and says, “I wonder if we’d be able to see it land, if I threw the peel out?”
Out goes the peel and they all watch it but don’t see it [...]
The three soldiers..NOT the 3 wise men !
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 9:18 am
In his autobiography, “Treasure in clay”, Bishop Fulton Sheen tells of getting lost in Philadelphia on his way to a lecture at the Town Hall.
“I stopped to ask a few boys for directions. They told me where the Town Hall was and then asked, What are you going to do there?”