Medical World
Old man woes!
By admin at 8 April, 2010, 5:03 am
Old man Murray goes to the doctor with a very worried look on his face.
“Doctor,” he says, “You`ve got to help me. Do you remember those voices in my head I always complain about?”
“Yes,” the doctor replies.
Acute headache !
By admin at 7 April, 2010, 5:44 am
A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason why he should be complaining of a headache.
Read More >>Psychiatrist`s help:
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 9:39 am
Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I ve got a trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there`s somebody under it. I get under the bed; I think there`s somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under, you got to help me, I`m going crazy!”
Read More >>Great memory…
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 9:37 am
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?”
Read More >>Ban plastic bags…
By admin at 5 April, 2010, 9:58 am
Sam and John were out cutting wood, and John cut his arm off. Sam wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and took it and John to a surgeon.
Read More >>Doctor on round
By admin at 5 April, 2010, 9:56 am
While making rounds, a doctor shows an X ray to a group of interns.
“As you can see,” she says, “the patient limps be-cause his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. Michael, what would you do in a case like this?”
“Well,” ponders the intern, “I suppose I`d limp too.”
Doctor on round
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 7:11 am
While making rounds, a doctor shows an X ray to a group of interns.
“As you can see,” she says, “the patient limps be-cause his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. Michael, what would you do in a case like this?”
“Well,” ponders the intern, “I suppose I`d limp too.”
Time left…
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 7:10 am
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn`t been feeling well and wants to find out if he`s ill. After the checkup, the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
“I`m afraid I have some bad news. You`re dying and you don`t have much time,” the doctor says.
Mental disorder
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 8:07 am
A transcript of the new answering service recently installed at the Mental Health Institute
“Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who [...]
That problem…
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 8:06 am
Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over a drink, one asked, “What was your most difficult case?”
The other replied, “I had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world. He believed that an uncle in South America was going to die and leave him a fortune. All day long he waited [...]