Marital Woes
Magic…
By admin at 8 April, 2010, 5:40 am
During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of the theater yelled,
Read More >>Don`t fart!!!
By admin at 7 April, 2010, 6:13 am
An old married couple is in bed one night about to fall asleep when suddenly the husband farts.
Read More >>Insurance claim…
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 11:24 am
Susan told the insurance company, “We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.”
Read More >>Brave woman!
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 11:23 am
A man & wife entered a dentist`s office.
The Wife said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don`t want gas or Novocain because I`m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.”
Bad times:
By admin at 5 April, 2010, 10:49 am
The woman`s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
Read More >>Why did U have to die?
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 7:46 am
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity, almost crazy, and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have [...]
Read More >>Toe the line !
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 7:46 am
Everybody on Earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter.”
Read More >>Funeral Procession !
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 9:33 am
Two men are playing golf one day. As they are about to start one of the holes, a funeral procession goes by on the road beside the course. One of the golfers, Harry, takes off his cap and stands with his cap to his chest, and waits for the entire procession to go by. He [...]
Read More >>Area 51…
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 9:31 am
We ve all heard of the US Air Force`s high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51?” Late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their “secret” base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
The [...]
Farmer s mule…
By admin at 26 March, 2010, 9:03 am
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The Farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. To no avail, she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted advice [...]
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