Law/Lawyers
The convenience of operating!?
By admin at 8 April, 2010, 4:57 am
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.
The first said,”I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.”
The perfect substitute!
By admin at 7 April, 2010, 5:37 am
The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will use attorneys. They have given three reasons for this decision:
Read More >>Billing of a lawyer?
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 9:18 am
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter started to escort him inside, when he began to protest that his untimely death had to be some sort of mistake.
I`m much too young to die! [...]
The entry to heaven!
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 9:15 am
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
Read More >>The sane advice of a lawyer?
By admin at 5 April, 2010, 9:37 am
Two guys, George and Harry, set out in a hot air balloon to cross the Atlantic ocean.
After 37 hours in the air, George says Harry, we better lose some altitude so we can see where we are.
Who`s smarter?
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 7:00 am
A North Carolina man, having bought several expensive cigars, insured them against theft, loss, and fire.
After he had smoked them, he then decided that he had a claim against the insurance company and filed.
The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigar normally.
The cost of a heart!
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 8:00 am
Doctor tells a rich old man that he`s going to die if he doesn`t get a new heart soon. The old man tells the doctor to search the world for the best heart available, money is no problem.
A few days later the doctor calls the old man and says he has found three hearts but [...]
And the truth dawns!
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 7:59 am
A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to the police.
“For example.” he said, “when I entered my chambers today, I was positive that I had my gold watch in my pocket. But then I remembered that [...]
The cost of a heart!
By admin at 25 March, 2010, 7:43 am
Doctor tells a rich old man that he`s going to die if he doesn`t get a new heart soon. The old man tells the doctor to search the world for the best heart available, money is no problem.
A few days later the doctor calls the old man and says he has found three hearts but [...]
And the truth dawns!
By admin at 25 March, 2010, 7:42 am
A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to the police.
“For example.” he said, “when I entered my chambers today, I was positive that I had my gold watch in my pocket. But then I remembered that [...]