Faiths
Hard One !!
By admin at 8 April, 2010, 5:22 am
Three nuns who had recently died where on their way to heaven. At the pearly gates they were met by St. Peter. Around the gates there was a collection of lights and bells.
Read More >>Pardon ?
By admin at 7 April, 2010, 5:53 am
Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own, was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the Prince could speak only one word each year.
Read More >>Extramarital affair !
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 10:49 am
It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died.
St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, “Tell me about the day you died.”
Writer`s hell !
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 10:47 am
A writer died and St. Peter offered him the option of going to hell or to heaven. To help decide, he asked for a tour of each destination. St. Peter agreed and decided to take him to hell first.
Read More >>The River
By admin at 5 April, 2010, 10:20 am
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I`d take it and throw it into the river”.
Read More >>Swimming pools !!
By admin at 5 April, 2010, 10:16 am
There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle.
Read More >>The last words !!
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 7:29 am
Tragically, three friends die in an horrific car crash, and they suddenly find themselves at the gates of heaven. St. Peter meets them at the gates and says, “Before I allow you to enter heaven I have to ask each of you a simple question.”
They look at each other, a little confused, and then wait [...]
Unsigned ?
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 7:29 am
A minister was opening his mail one morning. Drawing a single sheet of paper from an envelope he found written on it only one word: “FOOL”.
The next Sunday he announced, “I have known many people who have written letters and forgot to sign their name. “But this week I received a letter from someone who [...]
The cure of Holy water!
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 9:12 am
One morning a man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, put some on both legs, and then threw away his crutches.
An alter boy witnessed the scene and then ran into the rectory to tell the priest what he`d just seen.
“Son, you`ve just witnessed a miracle,” the priest [...]
Baptism preparations…
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 9:11 am
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?”
“I think so,” the man replied. “My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests.”
“I don`t mean that,” the [...]