Computer & Technology
What not to say on a date – Comedy
By admin at 28 April, 2010, 6:56 am
What not to say on a date – Comedy
Read More >>Steam engine !
By admin at 8 April, 2010, 4:53 am
This story is set during the early part of this century, when steam trains were still commonplace.
Read More >>IT Conversation :
By admin at 7 April, 2010, 5:33 am
Husband: (Returning late from work) “Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in.”
Wife???: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Computer lingo meaning for a farmer!
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 8:59 am
LOG ON: Making the wood stove hotter
LOG OFF: Don`t add wood
MONITOR : Keep an eye on the wood stove
MEGAHERTZ: When a big log drops on your barefoot in the morning
What computer acronyms really stand for:
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 8:56 am
ISDN – It Still Does Nothing
APPLE – Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
WWW – World Wide Wait
NASA`a Chickens:
By admin at 5 April, 2010, 9:28 am
Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
Read More >>General Motors vs. Microsoft…
By admin at 5 April, 2010, 9:26 am
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon.”
Read More >>The sane advice of a lawyer?
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 7:00 am
Two guys, George and Harry, set out in a hot air balloon to cross the Atlantic ocean.
After 37 hours in the air, George says Harry, we better lose some altitude so we can see where we are.
Harry lets out some of the hot air in the balloon, and the balloon descends to below the cloud [...]
Kindly propose !
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 6:58 am
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer.
Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he should [...]
Top 10 Signs that You`ve Overdosed on The World Wide Web
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 6:57 am
Your opening line is: “So, what`s your homepage address?”
You see a beautiful sunset, and you half-expect to see “Enhanced for Netscape 4.0″ on one of the clouds.
You are overcome with disbelief, anger, and finally depressed acceptance when you encounter a Webpage with no links.
You felt driven to consult the “Cool Page of the Day” on [...]