Communities
Highway Accident
By admin at 8 April, 2010, 5:27 am
A moment or two after a highway accident, an old Jewish man came up to a woman lying by the roadside.
“Have the police come yet?” the man asked.
Home Run
By admin at 7 April, 2010, 5:58 am
A local community club was organizing a baseball team. They could only muster eight players, and were hard put to find a ninth. In desperation, they called on a new member, a very reserved Englishman who had just moved into the neighborhood, to join their team.
Read More >>Indian Hell
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 10:57 am
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is different hell for each country and decides he’ll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to American hell and asks, “What do they do here?”
He is told, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then [...]
Light and blow !
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 10:53 am
There once was a husband and wife couple who, trying as hard as they could, were unable to produce little children. After consulting everyone who would listen to their problem, they were still unsatisfied. Finally, they consulted their family priest.
Read More >>Letter to God !
By admin at 5 April, 2010, 10:25 am
A little boy who wanted $100 very badly prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to God requesting the $100.
Read More >>Big ranch !
By admin at 5 April, 2010, 10:24 am
A Texas rancher, visiting a South Dakota farmer friend, asked him to show him his farm. After seeing the 1,000 acre spread, the Texan bragged that down home he could get into his car, drive all day, and by evening would not have gotten to the distant point of his ranch.
The South Dakotan simply replied, [...]
No Canoe for U …
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 7:31 am
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe in a distant jungle.
The chief comes to them and says,”The bad news is that now that we`ve caught you, we`re going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to [...]
Food for thought ?
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 7:30 am
Raabri was worried whether or not Laloo upon his death made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance. Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, Laloo`s voice was heard answering, “Hello Raabri, this is meeee…”
“Lalooji,” she answered. I just have to know [...]
A to Z .
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 9:14 am
You must have all heard of ABCDs, ABCDEFs and ABCDEFGs, but have you heard an expansion covering the complete alphabet?
Ok, here s the lighter side: An ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ is American Born Confused Desi, Emigrated From Gujarat Housed In Jersey Keeping Lotsa Motels Named Omkarnath Patel Quickly Reached Success Through Underhanded Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet Zestful!!!
Cowboy Joe!
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 9:13 am
A cowboy rides up to a Saloon, goes inside and orders a drink. He`s just about got the glass of whiskey to his lips, when a guy comes running up to the door, and yells “Hey Joe! Your house is burning!”
The man leaps up, runs out and jumps on his horse just as he thinks… [...]