Children
Strange habits!
By admin at 8 April, 2010, 5:04 am
A mother complained to her doctor about her daughters strange eating habits.
“All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?”
Eventually” said the Doctor, “she will rise and shine!”
Make-up!
By admin at 7 April, 2010, 5:47 am
Jill calls her friend Linda, Linda picks up the phone.
Jill : “Do ya wanna go to the mall with me?”
Linda : “Why?”
The waiting!
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 10:30 am
The restaurant where I took my two kids for a meal was crowded with fans watching a sporting event on television…
Read More >>Wagon R ?
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 10:26 am
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.
“Hey Willis!!” the farmer yelled. “Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I`ll help you get the wagon up.”
Troublesome kids!
By admin at 5 April, 2010, 10:06 am
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
Read More >>Anger and exasperation!
By admin at 5 April, 2010, 10:04 am
A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, “Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?”
The father replied, “It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean.”
Say the blessings!
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 7:15 am
A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?”
“I wouldn`t know what to say,” the girl replied.
“Just say what you hear Mommy say,” the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, “Lord, why on earth did I invite [...]
Number Game!
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 7:14 am
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
“Yes,” he said, “I do. My father taught me.”
“Good. What comes after three?”
“Four,” answers the boy.
“What comes after six?”
“Seven.”
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your dad did a fine job. What comes after ten?”
“A jack.”
Home alone!
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 7:14 am
A traveling salesman rings the doorbell and 10-year old Little Johnny answers holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says, “Little boy, is your mother home?”
Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, “What the hell do you think?”
Don`t meddle with kids!
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 8:10 am
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came upwith a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. He made [...]
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