Blondes
Scarf or pullover !
By admin at 8 April, 2010, 5:35 am
A California highway patrol man pulled alongside a speeding car on the crowded freeway. Glancing at the car, the officer was astounded to see that the young blonde woman behind the wheel was knitting.
Read More >>The smart blonde?
By admin at 7 April, 2010, 6:08 am
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon.
Read More >>Be silent…
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 11:17 am
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing-747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, “BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO…..”
Read More >>Thrice unlucky?
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 11:16 am
A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says: “Do you want to hear a funny blonde joke?”
Read More >>A brunette and 10 blondes !
By admin at 5 April, 2010, 10:41 am
Eleven people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcrop on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette.
Read More >>Key in the car?
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 7:42 am
One day there was this blonde that pulled up to a gas station. She filled her car with gas then went to the gas station clerk. Then she asked him for a hanger. The clerk asked her why and she replied that she locked her keys in the car. So the clerk gave the blonde [...]
Read More >>Double eventuality…
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 7:41 am
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees well being, asked sympathetically, “What`s the matter?”
To which the blonde replies…..”Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.”
The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. [...]
Pa(i)nting blonde!
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 9:26 am
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms [...]
Read More >>Riding blonde !
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 9:26 am
A blonde Decemberides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse`s mane, [...]
Read More >>Speed Limits…
By admin at 26 March, 2010, 8:58 am
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it….
Cop : “Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?”
Blonde : “Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65.”
Cop : “Oh miss, that`s not the speed limit, that`s the name of the highway you`re [...]