Bars & Drunkards
Night out !
By admin at 8 April, 2010, 5:33 am
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending too much time at the pub, so one night he took her long. “What`ll ya have?” he asked.
Read More >>Changing times…
By admin at 7 April, 2010, 6:15 am
A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the beer is kind of warm. So he mentions something to the bartender, who tells him to shut up and just drink his beer.
Read More >>Confession?
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 11:15 am
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and wanders over to the confessional box. He opens the door, sits down and says nothing.
Read More >>About the effects…
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 11:12 am
A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey.
Read More >>Let`s start!
By admin at 5 April, 2010, 10:35 am
A drunk was hauled into court. “Mister,” the judge began, “You ve been brought here for drinking.”
“Great,” the drunk exclaimed.” When do we get started?”
Bar timings…
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 7:39 am
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunken guy asking what time the bar opens.
“It opens at noon,” answers the clerk.
About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker.
Drunk Nawab!
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 7:38 am
Nawab sahab has been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he`ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
Read More >>Dead drunk!
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 9:22 am
A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he’s stopped by a police officer.
Officer: “Good evening sir. We’re testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?”
Who quits?
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 9:21 am
Every afternoon this guy goes into the bar and orders 4 shots of scotch at the same time, then proceeds to drink them all. One day the bartender asks him why he orders all 4 at once and the guy replies that he has 3 brothers who do the same thing every day at the [...]
Read More >>Cowboy!
By admin at 26 March, 2010, 8:55 am
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He goes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above [...]
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