Animal Kingdom
The comparison!
By admin at 8 April, 2010, 5:38 am
Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter:
First woman : My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for a paper boy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me.
The guilt!
By admin at 7 April, 2010, 6:10 am
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor`s pet rabbit in his mouth.
Read More >>Poor turtle!
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 11:20 am
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.
Read More >>Centipede!!
By admin at 6 April, 2010, 11:19 am
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog.
Read More >>The life of man!
By admin at 5 April, 2010, 10:44 am
GOD created the DONKEY and told him, `You will work tireless from sunrise up to sunset, carrying heavy bags on your back, you will eat grass. You will not have intelligence and you will live 50 years. You will be a DONKEY!`
Read More >>Smoke in bed !
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 7:44 am
Smoke in bed !
The mother kangaroo suddenly leapt into the air and gave a cry of pain and anguish.
`Sidney!` she screamed. `How many more times do I have to tell you that you cannot smoke in bed!`
Logic!
By admin at 29 March, 2010, 7:43 am
A camel decided to educate his son who he suspected was getting a little inquisitive.
`Why do we have two humps?` asked the son. `That is so that we can go for days and weeks without water. We can store it in the humps.`
`Why do we have very long eye lashes?`
`That,` he was told, `is to [...]
Sign language of a monkey !
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 9:29 am
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.
The officer looked down at the monkey and said “I wish you could talk.”
The monkey looked up at the officer [...]
Intelligent dog !
By admin at 27 March, 2010, 9:29 am
A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, “We`ve got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning.”
Her husband replied, “Well, lots of dogs can do that.”
The wife responded, ” But we`ve never subscribed to any papers!”
Smart snakes!
By admin at 26 March, 2010, 9:01 am
The Flood is over and the ark has landed. Noah lets all the animals out and says, “Go forth and multiply.”
A few months later, Noah decides to take a stroll and see how the animals are doing. Everywhere he looks he finds baby animals. Everyone is doing fine except for one pair of little snakes. [...]